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You can't face the peril, it's too perilous

Post 1

Fluke

Jim, I was just wondering if you were in any way related to Ralph the Wonder Llama who is mentioned in the intro titles for Monty Python and The Holy Grail. So you're a Grail fan too then? If you are, I have one thing to say to you...

Bring me a shrubbery.


You can't face the peril, it's too perilous

Post 2

Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder)

And what if I refuse, oh knights who say "Nih!"?

Hey, I'm part Grail, part Sim, y'know?


You can't face the peril, it's too perilous

Post 3

Fluke

Then we will say 'Ni' to you again. Ni! Ni! Ni!

I am part Grail, part Sith. Join the Dark Side, Jim. We have digestive biscuits.


You can't face the peril, it's too perilous

Post 4

Vaden

"We shall say Ni again to you, if you do not appease us."


You can't face the peril, it's too perilous

Post 5

Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder)

I am a shrubber. My name is Roger. I am Roger the Shrubber.


You can't face the peril, it's too perilous

Post 6

Vaden

"Ni, Ni, Ni"


You can't face the peril, it's too perilous

Post 7

Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder)

I'm sorry. I've got to say it.


You can't face the peril, it's too perilous

Post 8

Vaden

"It is a nice shubbery. I like the laurels particularly. But, there is a problem. We are no longer the knights. We are now the knights who say…"


You can't face the peril, it's too perilous

Post 9

Jim the Wonder Llama (back from yonder)

Eccy, eccy, eccy, whoop-boing budisarwhoo.


You can't face the peril, it's too perilous

Post 10

Vaden

"…knights who till most recently said ni…"


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