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Jounal Entry 541. Craft the Cat Continues.
Posted Apr 30, 1999
Day 541:
Much like yesterday. My captors have yet again failed to let me use the bathroom. If this continues I shall be able to use my bladder for an american football. I watched them eat three lavish meals while I was fed a dry biscuit like substance which they mockingly made appreciative noises in front of. A few months back I almost escaped but they caught me just as I was about to taste freedom, and as punishment removed that which made me male. I can't say I miss it .. but then I can't say I miss much of anything anymore.
Today I ate a Houseplant.
Tomorrow I might eat another.
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