h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I see you know St. Albans. I live just up the road in Harpenden (outside it - I'm not one of those middle class kids. "I'm more middle class than you" "No, I am" etc.), and I thought I'd intrude on your page.

hello.
i live in luton.
isn't that terrible for me.

sorry, i just want sympathy off everyone.

Lutons not so bad

You've got Venue 27, which is cool. And the metal stall on the market - that's good. It's called vinal revalations or something... I'm sure they cover Catatonia (LoL)

Bye

I've a friend from Luton called James Murkett... But that's very dull info, isn't it? It's the sort of thing someone who has nothing better to say then "I know a friend from there" would write. Oh well, I must be going mad.

no, they don't
i checked.
sob.

At least Lutons got, uhh, *shops*. And a cinema. Harpenden has shops too (really?), but they suck.

2 cinemas actually.
the ABC and Cineworld.

Which is the one upstairs near the arcade? That's the only decent one.

that's Cineworld, but it's SO much more expensive and with the ABC, you can take your own food + drink in (from poundstretchers is your best bet, it's just over the road) instead of having to buy theirs which is way more expensive.

Saw South Park there last night. Don't buy cinema food anyway.

My name... Is Mark, hah! Thought I was gonna say michael Paine then didn't ya?! I am so funny. Yo Kate, Elk! Wassap ma homies? C catatonia at Reading? They were storming!! (actually I was watching Idelwild and 3 Colors Red in the Radio 1 Tent) Catatonia are Welsh... What can I say eh Elk? Where in Luton do you live Kate? We live in Harpenden (me and Tray/Elk/Ash)

This is Spike. (sighs)

Go on spike, take over again...

Ok. Here goes - nothing

Another batch of cliched comments is likely to follow.

Anyway - luton - haha. Tintown. haha.

Well, sorry for changing the forum names in an unhunorous fashion but it is you that make the totally pants ones in the first place Elk! Tintown? - Ah, I see, Dave Conway etc. that's the one. Bit of a mistake writing that Elk if Kate lives there you idiot! Anyway. Anyone going to get a Dreamcast?

yeas, Catatonia are Welsh.

I live on Crawley Green Road, between Tintown and the town centre.

Luton Is Crap, i know.
But i do have, wierdly enough, many links with surbiton.
'What' you may be thinking 'is she on about?'
well, i'll tell you.
it's about a certain injustice that Surbiton get the Good Life but Luton gets Days Like These.
well, it's no injustice really.
Luton's basically crap.
so's surbiton, really, but it's got wonderful people in it.

I don't mind Welsh people, infact fellow friend Elk is of Welsh origin but was born in the great town of Luton (work that one out), why don't we meet up eh? It would be most interesting, I only live down the way from Luton, takes aboot ten mins on the train. My fav shop has got to be HMV, the discount CD's harbour much respect man! ABC was a ripoff last time I went (saving P ryan), I now go to the cineworld thing. Luton is not that crap, if you wanna know a crap town look at bloomin' Harpenden, it is shite!. Anyway see yers!

might b fun actually.

mail me ([email protected])

Yep, thats what I thought, and ELk (Ashley William Tuck esq.) may also be interested. Ha! What a pants name! (only joking dude!). OK, I'll mail