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not any more it isn't...

And how the hell do u do those damn fish!

Fish are > < > without spaces.

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I like fish... (psycotic laughter)

I think you've gone mad. I like smily faces.

Click here to find out why even Skandal think I'm mad... http://www.h2g2.com/U50436

Whats that 'think' word doing there then?

How am I supposed to know if I'm mad or not? If I am mad, then I'll say that I'm not, but then again if I wasn't mad then I would still claim that I'm not mad.

Oh well theres no hope for some people... including me...

HAAAAAAAAAAA! HAAAAAAAAAAAA!

what a pity, I was right...

Doesn't mean to say I'm mad!

HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

No, and the moon is made out of blue cheese as well.....

:-p, have to check if this works...

What the hell are you on about?

Its a man with his tongue out - don't worry about me and my twisted mind

So, are you gonna be rude to me then? I'll forgive you if you tell me how to do that smily face with the hollow eyes

AAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, that's my way of releasing stress.....

Hulla hulla. Frank the postman hasn't been aboot. The shoes are in the mail, Frank! Walk, & ye shalt deliver!
Nay! Nay! Nary a word of the monkey! If one ought be muttered, thine lips shall be fastened by fashion of industrial staple gun.

Can I just say, even though this is going off topic, but Avatar seems to have done a dissappearing act, so has Loonytunes. But then again, this is the realm of chaos, so I suppose people are expected to dissapear for unexplained reasons.......

AAAAARRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Where are you taking me you invisible person???? Oh no! It's Avatar's look-a-likey!!! What are you doing ? Where are you taking mmmmmmmm......

Phobos holds many wonders. I hath been there. Chaos rules the roost. I am sorry Avatar is scarce. Perhaps un leather godiva hath lured the ratavA. Never attempt intercourse with a doorknob, gorilla, or a mad scientist. It's bad luck. Avoid running into trees, please. I need a new matress, but they have dangerous habitat. Untraversable say many. Aye, I say. 'Tis truth.

So you've kidnapped Avatar? Nice. Have you thought about when you're likely to return him?
BTW: I'm sorry to disagreea with you but I don't think chaos rules the roost. I also don't believe in bad luck happening just because of something I did. Sorry!
YAY! It's my birthday on Thursday!!!! Woo hoo!

Woohoo & happy birthday for you.
Luck? I happen to think that this which some say is luck is really only consequence. Intercourse with doorknobs, mad scientists, & gorillas cannot bring good happenings upon you. It's just a stupid idea, & I felt inclined to point it out, using this word luck only as a tool through which to convey the gist of it. Hehehe. Merry merry merry.
I didn't steal the Avatar. I only insinuated the possibility that he may have been abducted. Then again, maybe he's locked away in my attick. But I doubt that.
Chaos? It reigns where it is allowed.