h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

 I have just returnd from the bank the one with the black horse to finde that the wife had beten me to it and had had the last £10 and I was only paid 4 days ago. But I have found out that if you use a cash machine and then anothere one with in 5 mins the one has not had the chance to tell the othere and you can get two lots of money out.
I have also noticed thet the bank still uses windows 3.1 and I was wondering it that is 2000 proof.I finaly had to go into the bank to extract some money on the old overdraft othere wise we would not be eating tonight and I smoke a pipe too and if i dont get my fix soon i will go mad (yes I knowe sad).Also my balding pach needs a trim and the car is doing 4 lamp posts to the gallon. Any one who wants to send a donation is welcome to do so (Only kidding).