h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Helloooooooooooooooooo
Are you there?
Now listen you, you great big deciduous dancing tree you, why is it that any time I send you an e-mail that needs an answer or a TELEPHONE CALL...... in return, I don't get one? huh? huh? coward! all men are cowards! my bestest friend Pink_sparkley_Fairy has just been dumped by her lad, what is it with you?! ( not YOU personally of course, but people who take on roughly the same form as you, that is to say, a male one )Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Anyway, um, you're still on, apparently so get this and answer me within the next 20 mins or so. thankyou so much
P
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(just for re-assurance that it's not your fault)

*Cough*.

Um, right. Best hide behind my chair then. Hmmm. Not so easy to type here. Okay, this w/e has been packed to the rafters and things like email can be done five minutes here and there. I've not really had time to do anything (except this morning when I was a tad knackered and would have said such exciting things as "mumble, burble").

Really.

Anyway, I'm a nice guy ...

I like the "Oi!" - very eye-cacthing.

I'm not making much sense at the moment, am I?

Told you so

Oh, and I did send a quick email. Not had time to phone yet though.

Well make the time!!!!
No, just kidding, give me a ring when you can, off peak, you know, so it's less expensive an' that.
Hmmm, stay away from American I think, my friend, it doesn't become you.
Anyhoo, if I say loads here I won't have anything to say in the e-mail/on the phone so.......
bye, fer sure(if you can do it so can I, but just this once)
Doughnut
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hello, you're on, me too, for the moment.
Right, Monika wants to meet you to 'check you out'
Have to go cos it's expen. will abuse you later,(I'm joking, I'm joking.....)

Doughnut
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Hello, read this,
Big huggle,
Doughnut
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