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Blowjobs
Posted Apr 30, 1999
Now, I understand that this may be a controversial topic, but let's face it,
some people know how to do it, and some just don't. I am one of those
fortunate enough to be skilled in this area. Hell, I give the best head this
side of the Mississippi. Just ask my husband. It seems to me that the
biggest issue in this area is that many women find it gross and
unthinkable to put a penis in their mouth. Well, you don't need to be
afraid of it, it's not going to bite. In fact, it's more worried about *you*
biting *it*, so be careful about that. Grazing with the teeth is extremely
bad, which brings us to our first lesson: how to avoid that. I find that there
are two particularly important areas regarding this. 1) Rather than
pursing your lips like you would when drinking from a bottle, kind of suck
your lips into your mouth so that they provide a nice protective cushion
between the penis and your front teeth. 2) Be careful of the angle at
which you're working. Depending upon the angle that the penis enters
your mouth, it may have a tendency to graze your back teeth, which is
never good, because that's generally where the head of the penis is,
which, as we all know, is the most sensitive part. A way to get around this
is to take one hand and hold the base of the penis to ensure a good
angle. Second lesson: head motion. This answer seems pretty obvious:
bob your head up and down over the shaft of the penis. The more you
can take in the better, but don't take so much that it'll make you gag,
because that's just not fun. Some guys may be pushy and try to force
your head all the way down on it, but if you can't handle the whole thing,
don't let them force you. Now, as you bob your head up and down, you're
going to want to have some suction. It can take a little practice to
synchronize the bobbing and sucking because if you don't bob your head
just the right distance, the seal your lips have around the penis breaks
and it makes a dreadful slurping sound. This doesn't detract from the
man's enjoyment any, unless he's prissy, but it is quite distasteful. I find
that the right distance to pull back is so that the head of the penis just
touches your lips without breaking the seal. It may take a little practice,
but it's not at all difficult to become accustomed to. Another important
element of giving a good blow job is to seem like you're into it and enjoy
it. Show some enthusiasm. Take pride in your work. It's been my
experience that for some reason, the man enjoys it more if the woman
seems to enjoy it. I'm not quite sure why this is, but it seems to be a
universal rule. Another part of giving a good blow job, is your dealing with
the testicles. For some reason, a *lot* of women seem to be particularly
afraid of these funny little guys. Since you're going to be in the area, it's
usually a nice idea to stop by and pay a visit. Maybe just fondling them
while giving your primary concentration to the penis is generally a good
idea, or if you want to switch your focus to the testicles for a few minutes,
that's usually good as well. However, you must remember that testicles
can be extremely sensitive, so you must be careful not to squeeze or pull
on them. And this is brings us to the final chapter: the moment of
ejaculation. Again, I know this is a distasteful topic for some, so what you
do here is of course up to you. You have three options as far as this is
concerned: 1) You can continue to suck on the penis as the man
climaxes and swallow the fluid. 2) You can spit the fluid out. 3) You can
avoid the issue entirely by giving him a climax manually rather than orally.
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Work Sucks
Posted Apr 30, 1999
I hate work. It just blows dead bears. I wish people would pay me to sit around and do absolutely nothing. That would rock.
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