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Oooh, difficult choice

I have fresh injuries to relate (albeit minor ones) Scratches down my arm where I crawled into the bushes to fetch the cat

She's discovered next door have a

Sounds fascinating, if you're a cat.

Ours have stopped staring at the neighbours' ducks because they found something much more interesting - the attic, with all its beams and loose boards, a perfect kitty playground

Yep

We've had to let her loose a bit more as she is far too boisterous indoors Still not letting her out for too long until she has been spayed.

Last weekend she tore a table cloth and knocked a cactus off my window sill which made a lovely mess

Sounds active

Ours have discovered catnip We have a pair of little junkies now.

Not all cats like it though do they? Our last one didn't.
Does it calm the savage beasties?

Calm them? Far from it! Lily runs in mad circles, and Morris sits there, singing...

A ? Take him on one of your gigs

Oh, definitely

When he's let out in the morning he trots around the whole house, singing his morning song

Must be off now

Mine is purring now

Good night then, and your little cat, too!

Lost the right now

Feeling tonight. Just noticed how long my fingernails are

Mal has some company tonight?

Just out hunting?

that can be changed

And yes, Mal has company until the 24th! Tavaron is here

No, hiding. It's usually worrying when I can hear her but not see her

I know, I'm just not used to them growing this long

Just done more ironing I'm supposed to wear a splint on my hand which looks like a medieval gauntlet to stop my wrist hurting but I forgot

poor you. Gravely injured while the cat is up to no good

Cat didn't cause the injury. Sort of self inflicted.

Found some chewed up cocktail umbrellas, not sure where she found those...

Oh, for a moment I thought that was how you hurt yourself

Had a very day here.

How's the sensible Mal?

Sensible? Me? Are you sure you're in the right thread?

Silliness abounds here, too, I'm afraid

Shall I start anew?

Got up to some daft things today. Got to the and realised my purse and keys weren't with me

How is the equally Mal?