h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

bubster, I'm bored, bored, bored, bored...

I beg you please to tickle my fancy - and that's my FANCY, mind you...!

Dang! Missed you ... by THAT much.

(That's daylight saving for you)

Uh... uh... too much pressure... Can't... perform...

Must... stop... typing... ellipses...

Sorry, Andrew - you'll have to amuse yourself tonight I'm afraid - and that's AMUSE, mind you... !

I'll try harder tomorrow. I promise!

He says that now, but then he always says that.. no matter when you catch him.

And I LIKE his elipses... that's LIKE mind you.

What else were you going to do with his ellipses, oh you particularly inspired and inventive deviant, you...!

She knows me so well...

(...)

*appreciates that*

*yoinks some appreciation and tucks it away for a rainy day*

bubster, the Maquis de Sade of elliptical reference...!

Think I'll yoink as a compliment.

Y. YIW.

Oh, you're such a yoinker. Soon I won't have anything left.

N. NIW.

*chortles in disbelief...*

'bubsterdeyoinker'! Cute!

bubster, you hanging 'round 'cause you're bored, or just 'cause you're freely oppressing the nameless masses, as, I suppose, is your prerogative...?

Are you still a yoinker...?

I can't say as I'm yoinking right at the moment, though on the 'net I gues anything's possible.

I'm just not ready to give in to sleep yet, and - as always - I thought I'd stop by to see if you'd left any words of wisdom before I go... And you had! Hundreds of 'em

Meanwhile, oppressing nameless masses is less fun than you might imagine - oppressing hopeful individuals, on the other hand...

Believe me, I'm more of a 'nameless mass' at the moment! I went through some of the articles I edited in the last lot, and sheesh! the mistakes! I'll be lucky if Anna doesn't take me outside, tie me to a lamp post and administer the finest public flogging you're ever likely to see, my friend!

I wonder if I could get a cut of the popcorn box takings for that one...?

The finest public flogging I'm ever likely to see, hey... Well, that's a rather high hurdle to set, of course, but perhaps it could be introduced as a demonstration sport for the upcoming Games... There's gotta be some money in that.

Might be a bit late for that, sadly - we'll have to wait another four years for internationally recognised competition, and I hear those Iranians are VERY tough to beat...!

The mistakes are highly embarrassing, I'm afraid...

And on that note... night, Hypo!

'Night bubster...

Morning bubD'OH!

*lurks around for the Australian morning*

WooHoo... Gak! A lurker...