h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi. I was wondering...are you aware that your page is wiggling?

It is.

Not that there's anything *wrong* with that, per se. I find it strangely alluring myself.

*wiggles in time to the page*




hi.

D'oh! Of course Krissy would get to that question before I did.

Nevermind.. move along. Nothing to see here.

That's because Krissy was here with me, valiantly holding the fort, and not truggling on some beach somewhere...

Not that I'm bitter

Never ever.

*Gives bubsy the biggest, squinchiest hug ever 'cause she can tell that he needs it*

Nawwwwwwwww!

I couldn't hold a grudge if it had big fat handles...

*absorbs all the squinchiness & tucks it away for a rainy day*

I'm sorry, can I just say right now how much I LOVE the aardvark song and how much I LOVE bubster!?!?!

I can?

Thank you

You betcha you can Ka... oh, hang on a sec.... Yes, Barbara. Whatever you say, Barbara. Anyway, Kate, I think bub is sooooooo....Damn! Hang on... Barbara, please! Go on ahead with it! No, I don't think you have a big nose. Yes, yes, you're the best. Goodbye.

Sorry, just had Streisand on the phone. She's NUTS... about the aardvark song! Well done bub.

And, uh, yeah... what Kate said.

Well, you know... babs and bubs - it *had* to happen really.

I preferred our duet, myself. You remember it surely?

~You don't cry 'Benigni'
~From the peanut gall'ry
~You don't make me cakes out of batter no more
~Did a dust bowl roll through, eating typos galore?
~You don't play my flunky...
~You don't squidge my monkey...
~You don't bring me buckets... anymore.


*wipes something from eye*

*stunned into silence by bubster's brilliance*

*smiles*

Dang!

It's meant to be "~You don't make me HATS out of batter no more..."

What WAS I thinking. Cakes? Bah!

Barbra...Barbra...Ba...

Oh yeah! Wasn't she in that movie about a woman posing as a soup?

What was the name of that?...

Lentle?

WOW!!

I just lovarOOO that song!!

HOw do you do it you smidgy squidgy G'vnah you???

I guess I jus' go' a knack... A Knack, Hmmm

~dana DANA da DA da DA dana DANA
~dana DANA da DA
~My Sharona~