h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You certainly think outside of the box, bubsy my man.

*loves bubster*

Also, I read very slowly.

I thought you had suspended time or something, being an Australian and all. Shows you what I know.

I may have been hibernating. I have a note from my mother. It says I may have been hibernating and to tell them I have a note from my mother that says I may have been hibernating and I have a note from my mother.

Circuitous but true.

Oh, except for the part about the note.

And the hibernating.

Although, come to think of it, I may have been.

But that whole mother thing - that's all true, right?

Say it's true... c'mon, don't play around now...

"It's true... c'mon don't play around now..."

*aims to please*

*kindly indicates to Chris that he might want to duck*

I've heard about that guy's aim.

*quack*

Ouch! *grouses*

Anyone know how to get bill marks out of cotton?

*swans on over, takes a gander*

Eww. Looks fowl. (oops, another poultry yolk)

*hands over his dry cleaning bill*

Dry Cleaning Bill? Gad, how I admire him!

Interesting fact number 731: Dry cleaning fluid is one of the only materials that can be used to detect neutrinos. Ah, what Milton could have done with these romantic snippets...

Interesting fact number 732: Only Chris would know that.