h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I would belive life is more like a bar of chocolate or chocolate in general. If you eat too much of it, the choclate loses its novelty and you become sick of it. If you eat it carefully it becomes a treat and is so satisfying to enjoy it.

Sick of chocolate? Loses it's novelty? What planet are you from?

Yes I knew someone wh worked in a cadburys chocolate factory. The employees are allowed to eat as much chocolate off the production line as they like. She eventually hated chocolate so much she handed in her notice and left. Anyway on my Planet there is a thing greater than chocolate. It combines chocolate, sex and classic movies.

We have that too, but usually add a woman and Tequila.

I sympathise with your friend, and send her a passion fruit.
LOL

Maybe I will. Maybe she'll hit me.