h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

fear of rejection

so at least it lets her know how you feel about her

I tell her regularly how sexy I find her and how much I want her and she just shrugs it off

Maybe she just likes to play impossible to get to either keep me keen or drive me away

POOR THING
Slowly winking at you from the edge of my desk

mmm you naughty girl - if only you worked in my office - all excited now

if i did your new girl would be winking at me lol

well as long as you both let me catch sight I would be in heaven

never displayed in public

quite right - i wasnt meaning public display - just the innocent wink

didnt say i wouldnt
always thought bent over a desk opens up lots of possibilities

yes it does - and this is making me very horny talking to you about it - bent over normally opens it up quite wide

access all areas ive found and tightens the legs wonderfully

all areas? have you tried front and back then?

yes but i do so like giving more than receiving

really? never had any attention to my back myself

as a bloke i didnt think you would

yes it isnt something most girls go for - and i'm not into guys

for suprise try both at once

who do you have in mind?

Yourself and which guy?

wasnt thinking about a guy