h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I dunno why, it's not like I don't talk to you enough or anything. Just that because you are, of course along with music, the main reason I come online at all, with h2g2 second (and SI sites third*), it would be rockin' if you were here too. *shrug* I dunno. Maybe I just think you should be everywhere. Most of all in Cheltenham. But bleh. That'll happen some day *she says, pressing a knife to your neck* WON'T IT??! *knows that it will anyway but anything for a weird life*

*[Note to Moderators: SI= self-injury. A579297]

Man. It's not like you're gonna read this at any point soon anyway, unless of course I tell you that I posted it here, in which case you'll probably just ask me what i said and knowing me I'll just paste it in. Baaaahhhh. So I don't know why I'm even bothering... Oh yeah, I'm bored out of my skull. Big time. But I'm being "normal" with it, and suffering and not SI-ing or whatever. So you should be so proud of me, baby.

Bored. And this is all your fault, for having a social life. How dare you?!

Well, I guess I'd better go back to being bored. Or maybe I'll actually go to bed, before 3 o'clock in the morning. Yes, I suppose I should, really, as I'm going out in the morning.

So, goodnight.

-Heresy