h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes. Yes you can.

I'll start.

*reads a magazine*

Diffy q's here! Come get your diffy q's!

*reads unabated*

Hello? *taps microphone* Is this thing on?

*yawns and flips a page*

*pokes krissy in the eyeball with a spork*

OW! Something just bit me in the eye!!

*searches futiley for the culprit*

*runs for the hills to find bubster, or pass out, whichever comes first*

*passes out hills*

*takes one*

How is this hill supposed to help my eye? And what bit me, anyway?

It's a mystery, isn't it?

Uses the cleansing waters of the babbling brook on the hill to soothe the pain from Krissy's eye. Uses the rest of the hill the hunt down and exterminate spork-wielding, eye-poking fiends the world over.

And so a new legend is born...

"Needs a Life Man!"

*rolls around laughing mightily*

Thaaaat is incredibly funny!

*yoinks the hill and runs for the beetle*

*waits for bubster to run into me and fall over*

*also waits, prepared to guffaw mightily*

*obligingly runs into beetle and falls over*

Predictable, really.

Yes indeedy.

*guffaws mightily anyhow*

*chortle* *chortle* *chortle* *giggle*

Ahhhhh.