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Classic Krissy Started conversation Nov 21, 2000
"Buffalo buried by snowstorm; emergency declared"
Do you know how long it took me to figure out that they were talking about the place and not the animal? I genuinely thought, for about a full minute and a half, that they were declaring an emergency because some poor animal got buried in a snowstorm. All I could think was "I didn't know they were THAT rare."
That's how smart I am, folks.
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beetle, return of Posted Nov 24, 2000
They aren't rare. They are still hearded for food.
How about "Boulder Snowbound!" There's news for ya.
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Classic Krissy Posted Nov 27, 2000
It's only funny if the "State of Emergency Declared" is with it.
BUWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yes.
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Classic Krissy Posted Nov 29, 2000
Beetle Faints Mysteriously: State of Emergency Declaired
*runs to get resuscitating oreos*
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beetle, return of Posted Nov 29, 2000
Not the white fudge covered ones, i hate those.
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Classic Krissy Posted Nov 29, 2000
No no...you're basic double stuff. With big glasses of milk.
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beetle, return of Posted Nov 29, 2000
Oh, that's good then.
*continues to be passed out*
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Classic Krissy Posted Nov 29, 2000
*dips the oreo in the milk and waves it tantelizingly under beetle's nose*
Awaken! Arise! Eat!
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Classic Krissy Posted Nov 30, 2000
Okay look. You're not cooperating. I could just eat these myself, you know.
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beetle, return of Posted Dec 1, 2000
I'd help if you didn't douse them with milk, you know.
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Classic Krissy Posted Dec 1, 2000
Ahhhhh.
*waves an un-doused oreo under beetle's nose*
That better?
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beetle, return of Posted Dec 3, 2000
*wakes upon smelling the chocolate goodness*
Two please.
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Classic Krissy Posted Dec 5, 2000
Perhaps, but to make sure you'd better eat oreos for a few days. Not only oreos, but dispurse them here and there through your diet to create maximum enjoyment.
*walks around in her long white coat feeling like she's on ER*
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beetle, return of Posted Dec 5, 2000
I can't eat that many, you're gonna have to share.
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Classic Krissy Posted Dec 5, 2000
Ahhh.. better health by sharing benificial vibrations through osmosis. Very astute.
*has an oreo in the name of science*
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bubster Posted Dec 5, 2000
*yoinks an oreo and runs for the hills, in the name of running gags*
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