h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*looks around too*

*slips some swizle sticks to Princess in a brown paper package*

*whistles more*

*turns arond to sit at the table and slipss Krissy the alekohol in aa paper bag*

*whitsles*

*spots a cop*

*practicly runs to the table, thinks better of it, and walks*

*sucks down some alkehol with a swizzle*

Heh. Booze and swizzlin'. It's a dangerous combination.

*thinks to self*

Self, this must be a renagade cop. Cause he ain't arresting krissy for swizzlin....

I know he must be. *sigh* A little control...a little wild... he's just dreamy. Shall we invite him to swizzle with us?

The only thing I'm worried about is being charged with swizzling with intent to sell.

Swizzlin with the intent to sell??? I would think that you would allow him to swizzile in here for free (you are!)

Oh! Now I know what I'm doing wrong!

I've been *Twizzlin* instead of swizzlin!

*geez*

LOL!! We're gonna have to buy you a dictionary!! Thank God you didn't try to vizzle, or we would have had to pull you out of the heating ducts!

An inadvertent quizzle killed my brother. True story. Yerk.

*Gets up, wonders how she got from the WHOOMP!!! forum to the So last night forum*

*looks around*

I didn't do nuthing. it was the cook! I was only here to fill my quota! and then this here renagade cop came in *to the renagade cop* you don't know who put that penguin on top of this here swizzle stick do ya?? *waves a swizzle with a penguin on it around* No? didn't hink so..
Any way so I was saying this here renagade cop came and I thought he was gonna charge all of us with swizzlin then sme how the cook killed the chicken and someone killed the cook over at WHOOMP!! and then here I wake up..
strange what happens to me...

She's confused! She's disoriented! Quick, someone get this woman some hot chocolate and a mallomar! STAT!

I'm not disoriented!! Everything happened. Just go look at the WHOOMP!! forum. The cook killed a chicken and someone killed the cook. I'm not hallucinating!

And I betcha the next thing you are going to tell me is that the really big white rabbit heading down main street wasn't the easter bunny, cause the easter bunny's not real.

*Points to the tv that has appeared. It shows the news with footage of a 7 foot tall Rabbit hopping down main street with a large basket, leaving smaller baskets on the front steps of the buildings*

See?

THERE ARE SOME OVER THERE!!!!

*grabs alkeyhol, runs off hectically in the other direction*

HEY!!!!!!!!
MY ALKEYHOL!! HELP!!!

*goes to buy a dictionary and some straightjackets....*

*sidles up to SB* So um...hey man... can sell you some swizzle? *waggles eyebrows and looks around carefully*

Careful Krissy. You never know when a non-renagade cop is gonna waltz in...

I'm well aware, I have my hitting stick at the ready.

*tries to waggle his eyebrows, gets them tangled in the process*

Darn, can't do anything right!

Hmmm... You're a bit of a klutz, aren't you? Good thing you're attractive.