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I don't mean to keep posting negative things but this has to be said.
Classic Krissy Started conversation Apr 7, 2000
Shannon Maier is a big fat ugly smelly awful person that we hope and pray will never ever procreate.
Her perfume preceeds her into the room by miles, he frosted, teased hair brushes the ceiling, her spatulaed makup doesn't let her face even try to smile, he stupid black pants show every jiggle of her unnatractive ass, her voice cuts glass at 50 paces and the aftershocks of her lazyness and incincerity can be felt for both miles and days.
I've hated her for 2 years, and I suspect I'll continue hating her until she dies. Which will be awfully soon if she doesn't stay the fun out of my way.
Hah. THAT to you, Shannon Maier.
I don't mean to keep posting negative things but this has to be said.
Spartus Posted Apr 7, 2000
Krissy, dearie...
You get to move to another country soon.
You'll never, ever have to think of her again. Ever.
So don't waste your time doin' it now, huh? Smile. 
Does ya good.
I don't mean to keep posting negative things but this has to be said.
Classic Krissy Posted Apr 7, 2000
*sigh* I know. But it's been kind of an icky day and pig-butt-Shannon just pushed me way over the edge. Today is raining and Andy, money, and excitement free. I don't feel like a-smilin'.
I don't mean to keep posting negative things but this has to be said.
Spartus Posted Apr 7, 2000
You HAVE to smile. I needs my smilin' Krissy.
That's an order, you know.
I don't mean to keep posting negative things but this has to be said.
Classic Krissy Posted Apr 7, 2000
Well...I'll make you a kind of deal... You get onto AIM and then I'll smile. okay?
I don't mean to keep posting negative things but this has to be said.
what you know as km Posted Apr 8, 2000
*looks from browser to silent Spartus IM window*
*waits as all the pieces clink into place*
Ahhhh.
I don't mean to keep posting negative things but this has to be said.
beetle, return of Posted Apr 8, 2000
Cherry, take some time out tonight to walk in the rain. It feels good.
I don't mean to keep posting negative things but this has to be said.
Ant Posted Apr 8, 2000
*Walks in grins stupidly and leaves*
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