h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*splash lands on Krissy's page-o-B's*

*Flashdances* Woo!

*crashes off through the bushes like a wildebeest with a middle ear infection*

*crashes off after bubs with a swab and some medicine*

WAIT! STOP! It sounded like you might have a middle ear infection!! WAIT!

*stops*
Are you calling me a wildebeest?
*yoinks his medicine and runs for the hills, like a dandelion with a sense of purpose*

*dives after him like a porpoise with a purpose*

*zigs and zags with the ziggedy-zaggedy zeal of a fonkey monkey*

*stops and stares*

I couldn't beat that with a ten foot pole if I had a whole big whompin bag of intention.

*bows like a wily, wily walrus with political ambition*