h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I got a letter from the President saying "Good one, George" or words to that effect.

I just wanted to tell someone.

Y. Y*D.

He calls you George, too? No WAY!

Ah.

Different President. Hmmm.

*reads*

*rereads*

*gets it*

Oh. That.

No, not him. I meant "he calls you George, too, like the way Krissy calls you George, not 'cause a plutocrat's son that wears a blue suit is named George also", you know?

I *get* what you said but I don't think you understand m- tee hee: It's just like talking to ... ahem, anyhoo.

No I just meant, different President. Not a 'he' President, a 'she' President. But yeas, just like Krissy, oh, except I made the George bit up. Capice?

You made it up? *world shatters into bits*

My bubster lied to me...

Nonono you've got it all wrong. I lied to him *points helpfully in a totally different direction*

*pokes her head in*

George here -> got a letter from the PRESIDENT saying "good job George" and that makes him very very very special.

He gets a special hug.

*Hugs George in a special presidential way*

But I KNEW that! And..and...

Look, I think the computers are lying to each other or something.

Bash it! Bash it! Bash the computer!


It's obviously working for the other team.

*bashes computer*

Er, wait. Now I'm the one lying.

How depressing.

So if the computer got bashed for lying, and now Spartus is lying... then that means that we should bash - That guy over there!