h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello.

Hello Krissy.

Hello, Krissy, hello.

Hi.

*waves*

Oh... if there's any more Trouble, and you decide someone's going to get Clobbered, I strongly suggest you use a sh...

*hears a good song*

*goes away*

Use a what? Use a WHAT???

Oh damn. Isn't just that Always the Way.

What am I going to do if I get into trouble now?

*sits around and broods about it*

Hi Krissy.

Hello.

I have a cold.

I don't mind so much but my nose hurts from all the blowing.

Hi.

You know what makes you feel better when you have a cold?

Sleeping through all your classes because you totally can.

You know what else makes you feel WAY better?

Going

dun dun dun dun dun... DUN
dun dun dun dun dun... DUN
dun dun dun dun dun... DUN
dun dun dun dun dun... DUN...
...you got ta... gimme some a lovin... GIMME SOME LOVIN... gimme some a lovin... GIMME SOME LOVIN... gimme some a lovin... ev-a-ree day...

Go on.

That completely made me feel better. It was the DUN at the end I think.

You know what else was good to sing that I found while I was looking up an answer to a different post you posted elsewhere?

You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant
You can get anything you want... at Alice's Restaurant.
Come on in, it's around the back
Just a half a mile from the railroad track
And you can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant.


That made the sniffles cower.

That's good. It was better when I thought it says "it made the cows sniffle" but that's still good.

What do you think would be usefull to make cows sniffle?

I suppose one would have to discover what they're allergic to.

Hmmmmmm *ponders*

Grass.

But that's just crazy talk. That means that cows would be sniffling all the time and I've never seen them use that much kleenex.

They don't make Kleenex for cows. Cows' heads just fill up with cow mucus. That's why they always look so swimmy and dazed. Why do you think it's so easy to knock them down?

Is that why cows are all kinda cute, they're all ill so i just feel I could hug them all better... *these are just Ant's feelings, other people may not in fact think cows are cute at all*

*pokes KM and whispers*

ppst..You know, you can't really tip cows. I grew up in Maryland where there are billions and billions of cows and they either sleep lying down or they wake up when you come near them and move away.

Also, they may look sweet, but you don't want to mess with a sleeping one. They have strong hooves and are very SURPRISINGLY heavy.

psst.

Well, just because YOU can't tip cows...

*tips 14 cows because they deserve it*

No no no..you're missunderstanding...NOBODY can tip a cow.

They don't like it and they're not THAT dumb.

Also, if you pick a hamster up by it's tail it's eyes do not; repeat: DO NOT fall out.

Thank you.

Did you try loosening them beforehand?

I don't have a spoon that small.