h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello. Havn't seen you around much recently.

*decides that drastic measures are needed here.*

*sets a trap with oreos as the bait*

Here, Krissy krissy krissy...

"Today on Crocodile Hunter, we're tracking the elusive and beautiful Krissy Baker. In her natural habitat, the Krissy can usually be found sunning herself, eating oreos and gushing about her mate. So come with me, down to the mighty concrete jungles of Chigago, searching for this 'Half queen of the Universe.'"

*sticks her nose cautiously around the corner*

*sniffs*

*freezes*

"Uh-oh, we've scared 'er! We'll have to do the dance now. You see, this dance indicates to the wild Krissy that all is well, and that we are a member of her community."

*shimmies a bit*

*shimmies to the front*

*shimmies to the back*

*begins to boogy big-time*

*snatches up some cookies*

*does the alky-hol howl*

WHERE'S THE BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZE?!?!

LOL!

AAAOOOOWWWW! I'm lookin' NIIIIAAACE!

How's everything?

Everything's okay. Still too much to do. Andy's going insane with this stoopid day job, and I'm getting frustrated too. We used to talk late at night but now that he's got to be up at 7am we don't talk much. He's here in 8 days... I can't WAIT!

Other than that, I'm just busy being social. How's everything with you?

In a word: peachy!

I think I found my dress. There's only one problem; it's in serious need of repair and alterations. It's georgeous, and Charlie about had a fit when he saw it but it's $120, and with everything I want to do to it, it'll prob'ly end up costing me the same as a regular dress.

It's soooo be-ute-if-ful, tho. It's a cream lace shell with cap sleeves and light boning up the front. I love it. Based on an antique design.

And Charlie and I are off to Disneyland tomorrow

Mmmmm.... rides and attractions based on crass materialism and corporate entertainment.