h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I am so happy!

Wow...
I'm sorry I haven't been around, but hey I think things are going well for you...

Wow...

Congratulations sweetie!

-joe

Thanks! It's already so overwhelming. Between the two of us we have 8 parents, all of whom want to do things..then we have the government to deal with, the band's breaking up, Andy's moving here.... It's just madness. It's been less than 48 hours and I'm already losing my mind. I'm hoping I'll freak out early and then get stoic later. *crosses fingers* I can't freak out for a solid 7 months.

He is the best ever though.

This is so crazy...
Remember Amanda, my friend in Chicago?

Well, she got engaged yesterday...

What is going on in Chicago?

I'm so glad to see you so happy... this is going to be better than best

There must be something in the air in Chicago. There is an entire generation of partiers who just decided to settle down a bit.

Congratulations to your friend!

You settle down?
Nah! You'll just be a partier with a different last name

EgggZACKTly... I actually party much hardier when I'm not actually trying to pick anyone up. There's more freedom in a permanant relationship, actually.


As long as your with someone who's good in bed.

ha!

Well, yes... that always helps...

Actually, I've found it to be pretty essential.

"Your wife... is she a goer? Does she go?"
"A nod is as good as a wink to a blind bat"

Say no MORE!

"Are you asking if we have SEX?"

"Look, are you insinuating something?"

"What? Oh no no no no nono... Well, yes."

"What's it like?"

"Well, you're a man of the world, squire. And you've, uh, you've done it, yeah?"

"Done what?"

"Well, I mean.. you've, like.. you've BEEN with a lady.."

"Well, yes.."

"What's it like?"