h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

By the way....
you're kitty is ever so adorable

Thank you. Her name is Maggie Mae and she's vicious. She's the most excellent cat there ever was.

Well, having not met all the cats that ever were, I will have to take your word on it...
(actually more of a dog person, myself... but I did have a cat for a short period of time and was smittened...)

I had a dog once. He was also the bestest dog that ever lived. He was a enormous black brilliant curly pooch named Watson.

In fact, he was such an amazing dog I don't think I'll probably ever get another one. Maybe for the kids when I have em.

I love animanimals. I also have had two birdies. One was tink and the best one was Lucy. Lucia used to say "HI BABY!" and "I LOVE YOU BABY" and "LUCY IS A GOOD GIRL". We used to wash our faces together before we went to bed. Then I had two hamsters. One was Nosey and he used to run around in the front yard.... Skippy used to hang out in my room in his ball. We've had TONS of kitties. I also had a frog and some fish.

Can you tell I was an only child for 13 years?

Wow, I'm a little scared of you now *big grin*

You *really* like animals... Are you going to be one of those "cat ladies"? *pictures the crazy cat lady throwing howling kitties at poor lisa simpson* I have a friend who has made me promise I will shoot her when she gets to the point of having in excess of 15 cats to whom she refers herself to as "mommy"...

When I was growing up I had a dog who was the other bestest dog in the world, and then he died when I was 13 or so, but my parents wouldn't get another dog.. that is until I went away to school, at which point they immediately got a puppy (to replace me) *sigh* I will never forgive them for that... Now they have a kitten too.. and me- no pets... But I melt and get all goofy anytime a dog is present... I must get one... (unfortunately I can hardly take care of myself)

LOL... nah, all those animals were spaced out over quite a few years. I am in no danger of becoming the cat lady from the Simpsons. It's probably a good idea to wait and get a dog when you have a family...then you don't have to worry about the "responsibility" part. When you have a screaming 3 year old throwing up in your shoes, the dog will seem like the least demanding thing in your life.

I know... but I want a puppy

I'd name him charliedog.. and he'd be my best friend... and we'd play fetch and he'd sit on my feet when they were cold, and we'd wrestle... and and and

AAAAWwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Spaceboy and Charliedog... awwwwwww *pats Spaceboy on the head* You'll get him. You'll get him someday.

Charliedog will also be trained to bite anyone who pats me on the head... *GRIN*

well... at least lick viscously

ACK! NO NO!! I can't take a vicious licking!! Anything but that!!

I would like you to please note how I refrained from being lewd. I thang you.

no no, thang you

I was actually expecting a lewd response...

oh well *grin*

Oh dear. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to dissapoint you. My Lewdinator was turned to the "off" position.

I think I saw "The Lewdinator" in the video store... all the way in the back... hmmmm

In that "special" room eh? The one with all the PORN???

doh!
why does it always come back to porn?

That's actually a good life lesson to learn, "It always comes back to porn."

Besides, with me around, lewdness just CAN'T stay away.

Krissy "The Lewdinator" Lee
"I will be back"

Shouldn't that be "I will get back?"

EEP! Sorry. Lewdness strikes again.

Lewdness strikes again,
It seems that it hangs around,
Like a bad odour.

However, I don't
Think, that an air freshener,
Will remove lewdness.

Hmmm, perhaps we need,
Something to purify thoughts,
A mind freshener?

Zeitgeist....

yikes! The haiku guy is here too!