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bubster Started conversation May 16, 2000
Hey, beautiful
Hang on in there.
World: bad.
People: stoopid.
Life: annoying.
You: beautiful and deserving and lively and kind and occasionally given to blood-curdling violence (but-ya-get-that) and very much loved.
It's true. I read your horoscope an' everything.
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Classic Krissy Posted May 16, 2000
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*the earth rocks on its axis as nuns all over the world collapse in unconcious horror*
*hugs bubster*
It's gonna get better. It's GOT to get better. I demand it gets better RIGHT NOW!
Having a friend like you sure helps when it's crappy, though. 
I love you. And keep reading horoscopes.
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bubster Posted May 17, 2000
I saw Gladiator last night, and I thought of you...
Now, what's THAT all about!
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Classic Krissy Posted May 17, 2000
That's because I'm the only one in the world who knows your true identity, Mr. Russell Crowe. Plus, I'm a lot like a tiger.
Makes sense to me. Maybe EVERYONE thinks of me when they see that movie. Wouldn't that be weird?
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bubster Posted May 17, 2000
It would get you on a lot of talks shows...
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Classic Krissy Posted May 18, 2000
WOO HOO!! *races around throwing stuff and generally getting prepared for extreme fame*
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