h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*bounces in from stage left*

Well, how were the PJ's received? Did he love them? Did they dwarf him? How was your trip? Update your journal!!

- X (who lives vicariously through the exciting lives of others while his life is in the shop)

Hoorayyyy!!

Hi hi hi!! I'll update my journal very very soon I promise, but I have a HUGMONGOUS project at work so I'm kind of crazy right now.

However, he LOVED the World's Biggest Pajamas and they positively fall off of him every time he puts them on. He also laughed himself sick over the World's Biggest Pajamas Users Manual.

My trip was wonderful and in my head I'm still there, you know? Thanks for asking!! How are you doing?

You know that American Cancer Society fundraiser 'Daffodil Days'? I'm the coordinator for my workplace and my office is full flowers and I'm all stuffed up and can't breathe! But it's for a good cause...right?

So were Peta, Anna and Mark as cool as they seem?

OOOOooooo! It's a very worthy cause! Good for you.

Mark and Peta and Anna and the whole of TDV was cooler than fantastically cool.

I got to see DNA's office! *basks in the relative glory of it all*

He's your uncle?

I wish.

Then I'd have a job almost for certain.

Maybe if I dress up like his niece and try to convince him.

Think it would work?

*goes to the closet*

How do you think DNA's niece would dress?

I dunno. Does he have one? We could ask her...

I dunno.

Maybe she would let me borrow some of her clothes. Or maybe she would get angry at me for impersonating her.

*sighs and tries on shoes* It's just too confusing.

Well if it helps any, I'm sure she would wear lots of gold lame and snakeskin.

No way. You *pointing firmly* are tricky and sneaky today...I can tell.

*puts on tastefull fake leather and spike heels*

Nothin' like a fat girl in pleather. *struts around*

*offers gold lame scarf*

*swats the scarf aside*

NO! I said NO gold lame! I don't wear sheep products!

*clumps off to find some purple eyeshadow*

Lame is made of sheep?

Or did you mean me?

*prepares to resent*

Lame.....

Lamb...

Get it?

*sigh*

Anyway... I need a job.

Have you got "queen of the universe" on your resume?

Don't put in the bit about "half." It's a resume.

Okay.... *writes it in in crayons*

See...I'm allowed to write in crayon 'cause I'm the Queen see....