h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

...So where do the horses come in?

*kicking the damned laptop repeatedly*

It's too SLOW dammit!!

So, the horses is at the meeting? Hee hee

LMAO!

And can we expect to see pornography of this quality?

You know, dogs and women and stuff like that....

*snorts pepsi*

hee hee

I'm gonna make everyone listen to that guy, I am. It's my newest calling, right after turning everyone I know into a Bill Hicks disciple.

Impressionable? Me? Never.

The funniest part is that he's supposed to be doing all of it as an informational show for kids.

When they won't let him past the police demonstration line in Ali talks Environment and he says "Is it because I is black?"

Or "I have heard both sides.....and I don't understand either of them..."

Hee hee..

"YOU CAN TAKE OUR TREES, BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE OUR FREEDOM!"

The best is the chick in the background that yells "This is SERIOUS you wanker!!"

What would happen if your mom did a wash, and she put in one of her red sweaters, and your clothes came out red even though you were in the blue Crips?

LMAO!!!!!

Is that racialist?

I love it when the American guy goes "Um...I never knew anyone that was knitted anything".