h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*looks at the tent*

*looks at the floor*

Screw it. *unrolls her sleeping bag*

*crawls in and reads a magazine by flashlight*

*wanders past & sees flashlight in tent*

Who are we hiding from?

H&K
Z

Oh, everyone in general... don't want to call attention to myself really—just keeping Krissy's place occupied. You know, come in, feed the cat, turn on a few lights at night... just so it looks like someone's here, you understand.

*wispers* In which case, I shall slip quietly out... nice to meet you, anyhow.

*sneaks ninja style into next street and performs prize nonchalant walk on his way from there*

H&K
Z

*waves* Nice meeting you too!

*looks outside*

Ooooh, dark.

*turns on lights*

*feeds the cat to the crocodiles*

Whoops! "To the crocodiles" shouldn't have been there. Sorry—please ignore it.

gives ignore to the crocodiles
sorry it's a bit late
but you know how the holiday season is
fwah

*tiptoes in past the crocodiles carrying marshmallow bits*

*whispers* Thank you for feeding the cat and making the place look lived in.

Who let all these humongiod lizards in here? And are they overly-fond of marshmallow bits?

Hey! HEY!! I see you!

So it was the fourth. Heyyy. Hiiiiii!