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what you know as km Started conversation Dec 20, 1999
So you're not here, hmm?
No... no, you're not, I can see you're not.
You're off doing something, no doubt.
Never mind that I'm not doing anything. Never mind that I'm here because I have to wake up for mindless worthless pseudo-exams tomorrow which entails actually at some point going to sleep in the first place. Never mind that tree doesn't muck about with AIM in California unless someone drags her to it. Never mind that Greg's watching the Matrix for the ten zillionth time.
No... no, in spite of all that, you still persist in your off-doing-somethingness.
Humph.
And furthermore, how's stuff?
Control yourself. You'll spurt.
what you know as km Posted Dec 20, 1999
Oooh, just remembered, I have to go wrap that rattle I bought for the girl in my class whom I don't really know but who has no idea there's going to be a baby shower for her in the morning.
It's times like these I'm glad to have pink wrapping paper with kittens playing with balls of yarn on it. Except that it's going to be a boy. But that's not important.
Shee, like I haven't wrapped enough presents this month.
Control yourself. You'll spurt.
what you know as km Posted Dec 20, 1999
I still don't have Neil Simon. Can anybody tell me why?
Control yourself. You'll spurt.
what you know as km Posted Dec 20, 1999
At this point I'll settle for Woody Allen!
Just bring me a middle-to-old-aged clever little man with glasses!
Someone!
Please?
Control yourself. You'll spurt.
what you know as km Posted Dec 20, 1999
Okay. Okay. If I can't have Neil Simon, I'll settle for... Paul Simon. Fine. Can anyone bring me Paul Simon?
Anyone?
Neil Diamond, for crissake! I'm really scraping the bottom of the barrel here. Throw me a bone, people!
Control yourself. You'll spurt.
what you know as km Posted Dec 20, 1999
All right. All right. Carly Simon. My last word. I won't take a penny less, or strike me dead.
Control yourself. You'll spurt.
what you know as km Posted Dec 20, 1999
It's damn cool to see yourself having made five consecutive posts just now. Makes you feel like a superhero.
An inordinately irritating and useless superhero, but a superhero nonetheless.
Control yourself. You'll spurt.
what you know as km Posted Dec 20, 1999
OKay, six. Well, eight now.
Er, it would be, if four minutes hadn't passed.
See? Not only can I not shut up—I cannot count as well. I am the bottomless pit of inability. Welcome to my hell.
Yes. This is usually the point at which I close the browser and half a nice quiet talk with myself. Right.
Sorry we hurt your field, mister.
Control yourself. You'll spurt.
Classic Krissy Posted Dec 20, 1999
But I'm HERE now, so you and your baby paper get on AIM before you post here again! Sheeee...BORED anybody?
And please don't use any title on my page with the word "spurt" in it again. Thank you. 
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