h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

That's all. Why do you always have to be the best at everything, and don't feed me that 'I'm 1/2 the Queen of the Universe, and we are expected to be at the top of our game/ in the best shape of our lives/ cream of the crop/ top of the heap/ these vagabond shoes...
*GGRRRR* Where was I?




You smell.
That's all. You smell!

*chuckles*

*goes to shower*

What a strange person!

Thank you for noticing. I am on a mission: to find out just how far one can push the boundaries of weird and still blend in with the masses. Not that I go to church regularly or... strike that. Wrong masses. Which backwards is Ses sam. I. I. I think I need to sit down now.

*doing her fozzie bear imitation*

We picked up a wwwweeeirdooo!

Kate, meet my friend....I guess I'll call him BD because "Big Daddy" just makes me laugh. He is a fabulously talented actor friend of mine and he dances too. I would tell you how good looking he is, but he reads this stuff and it would only go to his head. As his director, I simply CAN'T approve of his ego getting any bigger.

We are actually non-related twins, of which there are a lot around here, and given to fits of insanity much like myself. But he's harmless. And good-looking. But don't tell him I told you that.