h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Heheheheheeeheeeheeeheeeheee!!!

*collapses with silly laughter*

Just when you think your week can't get any better, it does. That's very uncharacteristic, you know? Someone MUST figure out what's going on here!

That's the inherant life-goodness-increase that comes along with the Temporary Queen of the Universe position. You didn't hurt your kharmic situation at all when you sent me that song, either.

REJOICE!! The world belongs to you!

What are you going to do with it first?

*proudly* I went to the bathroom with the door open.

I'M thinking ice cream. Ice cream anyone?

*looks around, realizes that she's alone and talking to herself but knows that it's okay - even ENCOURAGED - to do that when Temporary Half Queen Of The Universe*

My thoughts exactly.

*salutes the new Queen*

Can I talk to myself too? I'm so good at it and all...

Nope, no good. I'm here and I heard that.

You just go ahead and let your nose hair down there 'Manda! And we KNOW you're on ... so you might as well come over to AIM before we are forced to come and get you.

Damn! I was off taking Temporary Queenly baths and drinking Temporarily Queenly Bailey's and coffee (only temporarily because you drink it all then it's gone).

I think I'm going to go to Queenly sleep now.

Temporarily, of course.

And how was your very queenly sleep, my dear?

*Yawns and stretches - little forest creatures romp playfully at my side, birds sing, golden rays of sunshine float into the room*

Ummm...it was alright, I guess. My head feels a little poopy. I think I'm going to take a nap.

How was your queenly nap?

I'm hoping I can fob this queenly flu off on somebody...anybody..

EEK! *hides under a pillow*

Is it part of my Temporarily Queenly duties? Because if it is...well, I can't let the Universe down, can I?

no...no queen can have the flu. How would we run the world??