h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yes you do! Yes you do!

Oh yes I do! And it was the most fantastical kind of mail that there is! I thought that I would probably pass OUT this mail is so exciting!!!!

*jumping up and down* LOOK AT THIS MAIL!! WOULD YOU JUST LOOK AT IT!

It has a PROHIBITION SONG!!! Oh..I like this mail.. I like this mail VERY much.

I am going to print out this mail and read it on my way home on the EL repeatedly this evening!! YAY for this mail!!

You liked it! You reeeeally liked it!!

*happy dance sobbing for joy*



Swizzle stick?

No. I didn't just 'like' it. You can 'like' anybody's email. For instance, I 'liked' my friend Brent's email, but I 'loved' beetle's emai earlier...

And I am telling you, girl, your email blew em ALL out of the water! It was smashing! Amazing! ABSOLUTLY RIPPING!!

*gently unsticking a lollypop from Amanda's suit and popping it in her mouth* Yes, thank you. *tieing swizzle stick into a knot very very carefully*

oooh, nice trick! Good for parties I'll bet. *wink wink*

*sigh*


I have to go to work now. I was quite enjoying following you all around the damn place.

Awwwww...I was enjoying having you follow me all over the damned place. Maybe we'll do it again later!

*HUG*

So ends another instalment of Look Who's Stalking...

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Ohh, Amanda outdid me yet again!!!

Krissy, check your mail!!

*would have commented earlier on the most amazing email she has ever gotten from beetle, but she's been passed out cold for the better part of 24 hours because of it*

WOW!

It's amazing! Like the answer to a prayer!

*beams*

*gives beetle a big smootch on the cheek*

You're cute when you beam.

*high-beams*

AAAHHH! I am blinded by your radience!!

*pause*

Um, no..I'm really blind here. Hello?

*Turns off the high-beams, but leaves the parking lights on, just in case*

Sorry about that, got a bit excited.

*blinking* That's better.

Thank you.

*offers make-up pretzles*

*gladly accepts makup pretzles and offers thank you soda*

*takes the thank you soda, and offers a you're welcome napkin*

*steals the nice "you're welcome" napkin, stuffs it up her nose and drinks the "thank you" soda before beetle can do anything*

Anyone like a "Ha-Ha, I Win" tortilla chip?