h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

OK, first, if I had known about the mint chocolate chip would I have been eating sherbert?

So, there are people who rip you off on the net? I don't believe it. But as to the crayons, would you believe about 40,000 or so? I'll throw in the child too, plus perhaps 20 crayola paint boxes (no brushes though - odd that). If you could send me - oh, say $15.95 if you think that's fair, I'll ship him right on up.

What the heck was the averted but huge humungous mind-bendingly horrid crisis? And what if I don't want to return to my regularly scheduled life!!!

My goodness girl! It's virtual ice cream! Eat whatever your heart desires here!

Hmmmm....I think your price of 15.95 may be fair, but how are his teeth? Does he come complete with some sort of pudding snack?

The huge crisis narrowly averted had to do with me and Andy. He's a lug and we got into a huge fight and I was SURE that that was the end of the relationship. Luckily he came to his senses and apologized in the nick of time. And he had a point or two that I conceded to..and so we appear to still be together. Things aren't great yet, but each day that goes by we get better. PHEW!

I don't know about you, but I hate it when my life turns upside down. YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED LIFE FOR THE SAKE OF MY SANITY!!! PPUUUUHHHLLLEEEEESE!!!

Well there you go C, now you have too