h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

What the .... are you gonna do for New Years ?

I'm going to Lugano, Switzerland to watch my baby play at a posh hotel for Swiss TV! YIPPEE!! You have to understand, I've done more travelling in the past 3 months than I've done in years and years. It's so exciting to be going to new places and seeing new things. *jumping up and down with excitement* Plus, even if we break up and it all ends in tears, there is no possible way to make "I spent the end of the Millenium in a posh hotel in Switzerland watching my boyfriend play for Swiss TV" sound bad.

There's no possible way to make *that* sound bad, but if you start the next sentence with, "And then he took out a machine gun and...", it's fairly easy.

I'm trying to avoid these trains of thought in the future, so please forgive me for not finishing the sentence.

Dammit! I said that my days were MORE boring! Not less! You have to finish setences like that or I get bored and wind up having to sleep at work. Then I get fired. Then I spiral into abject poverty and wind up drinking every meal and dying by the time I'm 25. If I die young, it'll be your fault!!

So, tell us a story,

But you can try managing dying young in --Lugano, Switzerland--, where your boyfriend´s gonna......