h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hello.

Yes, there I've said it! There's no going back now... And what's more I meant it. When a bubster says something like 'hello' he damn well stands by it come hell or high thing-y. Yes, he does.

You can, in fact, grab your red pen and note on you calendrical devices that you have been said hello to good and proper and no doubt about it.

Hello.

How are you? - and do not think this is an idle query, I want to know - indeed, the People want to know - just exactly how you are. It is only by means of such queries that one can ascetain the correct degree of huggliness to instil upon an individual.

Yes. Yes it is.

Hmmm. I will give you this all-purpose, stand-by hug for now, and a 'falling star' hug (put it in your pocket, save it for a rainy day, or use the handy coupon on the back) for later - but I will be back with an individually tailored Missus MaBissus hug for you at a date in the near future, once the calculations are complete.

Sincerely,

Your bubster.

*carefully collects the all-purpose standby hug and doubles it's value by returning it*

Ahhh.. A "Hello" then. I wasn't expecting one of those today. I shall have to carefully examine how I am and report.

Bodily functions: Progressing normally. Minor bout with athsma earlier last week well contained. Body slightly hefty after wedding due to continued weight loss regimine of movies, rich foods, and low-impact husband couch cuddling.

Emotional balance: Recovering steadily from frightening office experience last Thursday. Reviewed self and reached conclusion that employer is an ungrateful a**. Love factor: Deep. Husband accessivly attentive and supportive and affectionate. Much kissing, hugging, cuddling and verbal support. Self Confidence: High

Possible disruptions in overal status: Nervousness about new chosen career. Doubts about ability to write well enough to make a semi-living at it. Living environs change approaching: Weekend transfer from one abode to the other and anticipated difficulty with spouse negotiating spacial rights creating slight tension. Tension also created by anticipation of increased cost of living as well as contact with services providers who do not actually provide service as much as make me stick a fork in my eye in frustration.

Current interests and thoughts: Dreamt last night about a baby. Fat and healthy and smelled lovely. Infant lust was on hiiatus during wedding, may be returning. Anticipated wait time to children: 5 years. Bone Marrow donation, Amnesty International. Disgusted enough with current state of the universe something must be done to help to protect personal sanity. Have developed storyline. Intrigued by characters but not entirely sure what genre or type of story it will be.

Will keep Mr. Bubster posted on latest developments.

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Hello! How are you doing bubster? *does some tackly hugs*