h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Im ba-ack!!!

thought maybe our own thread might be polite H too if she can lay off the sauce

So I noticed, how much did you have?

only one have to do better when i get home

Only one? Your letting the side down

aussies usually only drink 10 or 12 ounce glasses so a pint at lunch is acceptable if only barely

but i will try to do better, Miss

(i am beginning to realise i need more variations on the )

I can't be bothered with all the smileys, I can never remember many. Not that my memory is going because at 25 I would be worried if it was!! I put it down to working 12 hour night shifts.

definitely not alcohol related!!!

Not at the moment but at other times it could be a factor

drunk in charge of a helpdesk

That could produce some interesting results, don't you think? I would love to get totally out of my tree on a Friday or Saturday night so when all the drunks call and ask for numbers whilst swearing and shouting, I could do the same back!!

ahh customers, lord love their little cotton socks

i used to fix public phones in a "gritty" area of town...mostly brothels and sex shops still pity cab drivers though

Yeah? We give those sort of numbers out. I don't understand why men want to pay for that sort of thing. They have hands, why not use them?

someone needs to invent the male equivalent of the vibrator!!

That's already been done. In a certain adult store you can buy sucking mouths and other parts of the female anatomy.

wouldn't know myself

but like you said most of the pros ive ever met were mostly not stunning and always unhappy

i suppose its the same men who marry mail order

yeah, that's something I can't get my head around. Don't actually give it that much thought!

i suppose partners aren't an issue when youre cute like us

That's right, as long as we know it, who cares about anybody else!!! Wait a minute, who said you were cute? Are 44 year old men still cuta at that age?

we..elllll im full of mischief and i like to pretend (and not doctors and nurses)