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Hi Smiler missed chatting 2 u got the kids this week.. Gotta go just thought i'd say hi

have a on me

Cheers chick, How's the pumpkins? and your fingers? I'm in work wednesday and thursday, catch you then maybe?

Pumpkin shrivelled. Gonna start again tomorrow. Kids a running riot round the house. Thank God we're detatched and the neighbours can't hear us.. Gotta go and watch lion king for the 6th time this week!! Chat tomorrow I hope lookin forward to it

Ok chick, speak to you then.

Hi Smiler< biggrin> you working tonight??
Not stopping up much longer but thought I'd drop by and say hi

Where are you Babes!!!! miss'd ya

I'm right here.

Hi Smiler, I'm just off to Haverford West market, well I'm gonna have a shower, shave and **** first. Keep missing you online, it's a shame, well never mind I'm sure our paths will cross soon, how ya doin anyway!!!

I'm good, how's about you???

That was too many details for me, I don't need to know your bowel movements How's the knicker trade? You shouldn't tell me where your off to, might have to come along one day and check you out!

Come along buy yourself some new smalls, no-one else seems to want them!! It was dead today and wet and windy!! I am cold to my bones, a hot shower has not helped much this is me

Here's a big from me

So you only stayed on for like a second?? I'm starting to feel neglected. I'm not in work Monday but i'm back in Tuesday, Wednesday and thursday 20.00 - 08.00. Try and get on for a chat.

I'm still here, I'm trying to catch up on my household chores, boring I know but necessary

A man who cleans??? Jeez, will u marry me?

I think I need a smaller house, It's just me here now trying to keep a 4 bed house tidy... I'm thinking smaller house less housework

I think you may be right there. There again, when you kids come over it'll be smaller but with just as much mess. No win situation I think.

I have to clean, no-one else to do it. Tho I used to do the bulk of it even when she was here.. She never did master the vacuum cleaner.
M**riage stop swearing at me.

ok, wanna be my b**ch who cleans?

They were here Saturday and I've just found a piece of lego embedded in my butter in the fridge..... HELP!!!