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*poke, poke*

Post 1

Jimi X

WARNING: I am going to start poking you with this poking stick if you don't soon update your journal! smiley - winkeye

- X

*looks for a likely place to poke*


*poke, poke*

Post 2

Hypoman

Why not the rest of the page, as well...?

Who makes your poking sticks, Jimi? I need to get a new one, but I prefer them to be well-crafted and sturdy. Does your stick-maker do pointy ends, as well...smiley - winkeye?


*poke, poke*

Post 3

Jimi X

Pointy ends? Heavens no!!

Mine is a solid piece of maple with ivory inlays. I'll see if I've got the stickmaker's card handy. He only does custom work so he is a bit pricey! smiley - winkeye

Maybe I can get him to do a quick prodding stick for you. That way I can poke while you prod her into doing an update! smiley - smiley

I wonder how long it'll be before she notices?


*poke, poke*

Post 4

Hypoman

A prodding stick would be good. I've been looking to diversify my collection. Custom work, of course, is the only kind to pay for...smiley - winkeye!

I suspect that we may have to go through other channels, although this could be a step too far, possibly. She'll notice only in her own good time, as the great and the good typically do...

*runs away screaming: "Poke me! Poke me!"*


*poke, poke*

Post 5

Jimi X

We shouldn't involve the authorities as that may constitute actual work...

I'd much prefer to subversively prod and poke her into action at an indeterminate date in the future! smiley - smiley

*curls up into a ball and rolls away*


*poke, poke*

Post 6

Hypoman

Message received, Jimi.

"I'll be back."


*poke, poke*

Post 7

Jimi X

*pokes in a poking kind of way*

*POKE, POKE*

Hmm, looks like she needs some prodding....


*poke, poke*

Post 8

Hypoman

*Prods, also in a poking kind of way*

*PROD, PROD*

Maybe I should have my prodder electrified...?


*poke, poke*

Post 9

Jimi X

It *has* been a week now!
Time to go electric!! Acoustic doesn't seem to be working!! smiley - winkeye

*plugs in poking stick to wall outlet*

Oh, Anna! smiley - smiley


*poke, poke*

Post 10

World Service Memoryshare team

Ow, you guys, that hurts. I did look on Friday, promise, and got a severe case of pencil chewing, then got distracted by something else. Can I have an extension on my homework? Please?

Haven't we got an entry on prevarication somewhere? smiley - winkeye


*poke, poke*

Post 11

Jimi X

Since I went so long with my last batch of entries, I guess I'll give you a few more days! smiley - winkeye

- X

*returns poking stick to scabbard*

smiley - smiley


*poke, poke*

Post 12

Hypoman

You have a scabbard, Jimi? Unfair as!

Anna, because my prodding stick is still unsheathed, I will be forced to use it until there is no more call for it, at which time I will burn it - promise. I will try to keep it under control, but sometimes it just gets away from me...

*prod, prod*


*poke, poke*

Post 13

Jimi X

Well done Anna! Your homepage is informative and colourful!

I'll stop pestering you now! smiley - smiley


*poke, poke*

Post 14

Hypoman

Right, I'm lighting up the early morning sky with the ceremonial burning of the prodding stick.

I'll save the specialty leather grips first, though - no harm in being prepared...smiley - winkeye


*poke, poke*

Post 15

Hypoman

Oh noble Jimi, unsheath the poking stick and accompany me on a quest to save the virtual mayor of London from ignominy...

*busies himself having prodding stick re-manufactured to exacting quality standards, re-fitting leather grips with grim determination...*


*poke, poke*

Post 16

Jimi X

Lead on Hypoman!

*puts barber's bowl on head and unsheaths stick as requested*


*poke, poke*

Post 17

Hypoman

The place where you need to poke is here:

http://www.h2g2.com/forumframe.cgi?forum=8356&thread=46154

and may the Lord have mercy on her snozz...smiley - winkeye


*poke, poke*

Post 18

Jimi X

Is that snozz or schnozz? smiley - winkeye


*poke, poke*

Post 19

Hypoman

Could be either - or both...smiley - winkeye


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