h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There wasn't no donkey!

i'm sure there was a four legged animammal!

'Twas a cammal! Grmph.

But cammals is orange!

Not the blue ones they isn't.

how can it be blue? cammals is happy annimammals!

All sweeping generalisations is dangerous, especially this one

The manic depressive cammals isn't happy animammals.

What manic depressive cammals? I don't see any manic depressive cammals!

I didnt say there was any round here. Anyway, have you put your eyes in yet? If you haven't then of cvourse you dont see any manic depressive cammals.

well how can i put my eyes in when i can't see them?

I don't think you're trying hard enough. Ask the cammal to help you put your eyes in.

I can't see the cammal to ask it! You ask it!

What kind of girl do you think I am, to be speaking with cammals?

well somebody better ask the cammal

You have to do it, I has my repertation to consider.

well wheres the cammal?

Did it wandered off again?

Well you should have kept an eye on it.

i got an eye somewhere, i'm sure...