h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah! I have a mate who is a Wellingtonian, and he really hates us making jokes about his accent, but only because he goes to great lengths to hide it and only rarely slips up! "Be Proud!" we say! but he tells us to do nasty things to ourselves! great spot NZ, been there myself and had a great time! ANd why do we keep getting blamed for Russell Crowe? He's your not ours, we don't want him really!

MH
(Cheers from across the Tasman!)

What Accent? I've never heard someone from another country able to imitate our way of speaking so maybe it's everyone else who has the accent! haha, anywho... that's cool about your friend Wellington is a cool place. Got a few mates and cuzzies there myself, although I don't really like the Hurricanes... That's another matter entirely. And as for Russel Crowe, I don't really care where he comes from (I suspect it is an entirely different planet where all crazy celebrities originate) as long as he stays there. Oh, by the way, what part of Australia are you in?

A big G'DAY to the pair of you.

I just wanted to make sure that you are both aware that there is a Australia & New Zealand researchers page. If you'd like to be added to the page toddle on over to A592049 and leave a message.

Hi Sir Evil Roy. And thanks

I'm in Melbourne actually Frogglette. I can do a convincing NZ accent, so it's not that hard!

Sir Evil Roy: Thanks mate but I choose not to involve myself in associations that I do not exclusively control! But ta for the invite anyhoo!

MH
(Viva la toilet seat!)

You truly are Mad.

Why is that Froglette?
I think I am very well adjusted!?

MH
(Oh yeah, it's my name, I keep forgetting that!)

No it is not your name. Anyone could put mad or insane in front of their name and pretend to be crazy, but you however actually are. This is proven by your insistent desire to rule everyone and everything around you, and if you can't to squash them like bugs or ignore them completely. You also like to steal lollies from babies.

Well I am an Apha Male after all, and an Aussie one, what did you expect? And as far as the stealing lollies from babies, I got that one from my mate Montgomery C. Burns. But I am quite a balanced sensitive individual actually, in fact there are times when I'm all alone that I even feel.......hang on.........that was all wrong, it was supposed to come out as "BEND TO MY WILL!!!! I AM GOD!!! THE WORLD MUCH BOW BEFORE ME OR FEEL THE THE STING OF MY WRATH!!!!" Hmmm Hmmm

MH
(That's much better)

what a crack up. I SHALL NOT BOW. what makes you think you are an alpha male? doorknob

A study was done concerning my brother and myself a few years ago (by my "headshrinker" & teacher of a mother, while doing her degree in mind warping). My Brother and I never got along hugely well as little'uns and mum did a study on us for a thesis! it turns out that the reason that we clashed was that we bot showed the true characteristics of Alpha Males. Both strapping lads, both head strong and stubborn, both believe that their way is the only way, both always consider themselves in charge of every situation and we both naturally take charge when we sense weakness in others!

MH
(I dunno, just stuff like that I suppose, could be wrong!)