h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hi Crystalline Heart, Welcome to h2g2, most of us are a little insane

I'm Emmily one of the many <./>ACEs</.> (Assistant Community Editors) We're here to offer you a warm welcome advice & links to help you find your way around

I'm a real person not an automated computer programme to find out about me click on my name above this conversation post you can do that on anyones name in any conversation thread

Have a & some put your feet up relax & let your fingers do the walking

You can click on any of the links

You can click <./>userdetails</.> or 'Preferences' on the screen to change your number to a name or to change the skin (background) there are 3 to choose from brunel alabaster or classic goo you might like to experiment a bit see which one you prefer to use

You might like to hitch a ride on our <./>DontPanic-Tour</.>

These are just a few of the great list of <./>Smileys</.> you can choose from

The slang used here can be a bit confusing h2Jargon - A632431 or h2g2 Glossary - A901829 explains most of it

You can customise your space using what is available through h2g2 Spicing up Your Page - A690518 gives some good advice I'm also a Guru so I can help with any GuideML problems you may have

You may find 'Hints and Links for New Researchers' - A719840 useful

Like most communities we have Clubs & Societies You can find out about these - A660340

If your interested in writing for the Guide Writing-Guidelines is a good place to start

You can click this link <./>RandomEditedEntry</.> Though where it goes nobody knows

Another couple of things we have a tag which displays the name of the researcher visiting the page so don't be concerned if you see your name on someone's space that researcher is just using tag some of them are quite amusing but harmless

And the 'eyes' next to a researchers name show they are online

Hope you find these helpful & you enjoy yourself here to reply to this post If you have any questions or if you just want to say 'hi' click 'reply' below

Emmily

Spankyou oh so terribly hard for your warm and welcoming response
I tend to be the person who checks out the manual after I've blown the thing up, so when my computer dies, I'll let ya know
Laterz...Me

P.S. Whatever you do do not run with scissors or lick razor blades (unless it's the blunt side, in which case You'll be fine!)

your welcome.

Thanks for the advice about the scissors and razor blades, I've put it at the top of my 'Don't Do List'

Emmily

So spiffing how your name is spelt with two m's. Hennywayz...where ya from and such and so forth? I am from New Zealand and am 16. I Like Jazz, Swedish Pop bands (they're so unbelievably banal), anime, reading, interior design, guavas, indian food and pretty much everything else on this planet excepting the things I don't like.
I speak english, french and a little japanese.
My life long ambition is to see how chickens behave if you feed them speed or caffeine. 's are so cool. O.K, Not lifelong, more like spur of the moment ambition. Also, if I fail university (Gonna do law and arts and join the united nations) I plan to open a wrecking ball company and destroy things with a wrecking ball . Fun like a funnel.
Laterz...
P.S. If you live in the UK, can you send me a double decker bus? I've never been in one and it makes me very sad to believe there is such a ridiculous contraption and I don't have one.
P.P.S. NEWSFLASH The city I live in has a resident , and His house got arsoned in the weekend NEWSFLASH
P.P.P.S What is ur favorite ? Mine has claasic winnie the pooh on, and my other has Bob the Builder ( he is sooooo cool!)