h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

lol i have been reading ur thread wiv ur lover see ur cheating on me again lol cant be having that u know i.ll have to go get another gf now pmpl but she wont be as good as you noone ever cud bexx

God your so funny! i wouldnt touch you with a bargepole anyway so you can have as many gf's as you want.go n add somemore to your list hun

okies thanks am working on it lol have to see wot u look like so i can get a perfect match lol xx

You'll never see what i look like cos im too good for you ya tart

dont you get lary wiv me old girl lol get ya glad rags on wanna take ya dancing lol

Me lary,im just sayin what i see

Danci? ohhh ok where we goin?

we are going to the ball room so u best be goiod at cha cha cha n da tango lol

You in a ballroom!

Only dancin you'll know is dirty dancin!

Did you phone the other day??

i know i.ll slip ya underneath lol n swing u round we,re bound to get top marks my looks n ur moves lol yeah i did fone but u never have ya fone on so was chatting to my bird in barking for two hours instead lol

Your looks!

Is that another new girl then?

newish hun just someone i have a laff wiv she has 3 kids so dnt take it seirieous my geogie is more important shes a cracker lol now she all grown up n i mean grown up lmao xx

Just mailed you back with a question.lol

Just me bein nosey again thats all

lol nowt new then hun have u seen whos sent irish blondie a warning e-mail about me i love collecting them u wait to my friend michelle sees this one lol they getting more n more better n full of it as the days go by hows u sexy

Well if i dont ask i wont know will i.

Yep iv seen it all.

N im great ta,how about you?

yeah im gr8 read my new journal hun n if u would like to leave a msg about it plz do i never thought i would use this site for something interesting but im actually enjoying peiceing things togeather it all helps lol mwahh

You two are as bad as each other sometimes.lol

You have mail songbird.lol

songbird lol shruup sunbeam its a good idea to write a book innit

Yeh it is a good idea.

A thrush is a songbird kev dint you know that

yeah lol shruuppp u gets me shot pmpl or ruin my life thank god for lycos lol i can remain unknown ish lol

Hahaha

I know all ya secrets n if i let slip no girl would want you
But im not like that im trustworthy arnt i?