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Dear X
Yael Smith Started conversation Jun 26, 2008
Just came to see which of your threads got kidnapped by morons.
Still looking...
Elly
Dear X
Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!" Posted Jun 28, 2008
I've unsubscribed from them. The Threads you seek are Corrupt-a-Wish and Body Language. I'd almost count Hamlet too, but as that never had a chance to really get anywhere in the first place.... 
Dear X
Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!" Posted Jun 28, 2008
Body Language= http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F2137311?thread=403461 Corrupt-a-Wish= http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F2137311?thread=825564 Hamlet= http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F19585?thread=5596447 Those used to be two of my favorite Threads.
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Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!" Posted Jul 3, 2008
Wanna' start a new one?
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Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!" Posted Jul 7, 2008
You do. But unfortunately you find that your husband is deathly allergic to ducks and forces you to decide between him and the duck.
I wish I had a new leather trench coat.
Dear X
Yael Smith Posted Jul 8, 2008
You do now - it was all that was left of your grandfather in the trenches in the World War... a coat!
I wish I was a little bit taller.
Dear X
Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!" Posted Jul 9, 2008
(Well actually, my grandfather was in the Navy, but anyway.....)
A freak wormhole opens up and transports you back through time and space to the private room of the King of England in the year 849 A.D.. Somewhat understandably, he assumes that you are a witch and has you tortured on a Rack before you are burned at the stake the next morning.
I wish to know Kung Fu.
Dear X
Yael Smith Posted Jul 9, 2008
(Stretches neck uncomfortably)
You win a full tuition of Kung Fu by the masters until you become a master yourself providing tuition to another westerner who wished to know Kung Fu.
I want a drink of water.
Dear X
Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!" Posted Jul 9, 2008
(Relax; he's still alive today. 
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*Fills a cup with ocean water.*
Here you go. 
I wish my parents stayed up later.
Dear X
Yael Smith Posted Jul 10, 2008
(I was stretching my neck from the rack treatment...
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In a spectacular fit of Insomnia, never seen before by medical professionals, your parents now stay up all night, totally unable to sleep, searching the internet for a solution to their problem.
I wish I could stop being scared of heights.
Dear X
Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!" Posted Jul 10, 2008
Cybus Industries turns you into a Cyberman and you no longer have any emotions of any kind. 
I wish I had passed my driver's test.
Dear X
Yael Smith Posted Jul 16, 2008
You pay for a new test and pass it with flying colours, only now you can't afford to buy a car.
I want my bison to learn to fly.
Dear X
Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!" Posted Jul 17, 2008
("Bison" as in American Buffalo, right?)
He spontaneously grows wings, loses 400 pounds, and learns to fly. Unfortunately he's shot by a hunter, gets his wings sheared off and sold to Pizza Hut, and they become a delicious side to none other than MY large pizza.
I wish I had a Meat Lover's Pizza, with Stuffed Crust, from Pizza Hut.
Dear X
Yael Smith Posted Jul 17, 2008
(I suppose a Bison is an American Buffalo)
You get your pizza and your buffalo wings after 45 minutes delay. Is this an electric spark I hear? Yes. You now have to eat your meal cold as there's no electricity in your house.
I want to go camping.
Dear X
Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!" Posted Jul 22, 2008
(Yep. Is there some other meaning of the word that I'm not aware of?)
Turns out that your entire family is thrilled with the idea! After you pack up all your camping gear, including lots of mosquito repellant, you set out on the open road. Only trouble is, you soon learn that there's no longer any wilderness to go camping in! It's all been mowed over to make way for housing developments and skyscrapers! 
The only solution is for you to go camping in the slums, amongst all the street thugs and homeless people.
I wish my Dad would stop walking in and out, and just pick a room and stay there!
Dear X
Yael Smith Posted Jul 23, 2008
Hehe... Looking around the slums I see your dad in his new room - sat in a cardboard box on a street corner. Fun!
(is this getting bleak or what?)
I wish this thread got more cheerful!
Dear X
Mr. X ---> "Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes!" Posted Jul 23, 2008
But misery is so much more fun! Okay, fine. I win $20,000 in a Sweepstakes, which pays for my College education! 
And yet, it somehow manages to come out of your bank account. 
I wish for...... um...... A new pair of shoes.
Dear X
Yael Smith Posted Jul 26, 2008
My bank account only has £££s in it! 
You buy the new pair of shoes out of what's left of your winnings only to find out that you now have no money left so must go home and eat whatever your mother feeds you until you find a way to get more money.
I wish there were 25 hours in a day.
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