h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

So apparently there is an extra lecture now but I can't find it because I missed the first one. Now I'm running around college crying and alone and wimpering "But I just want to learn ...."
Oh the humanity.
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

your obviously not runnin around college. your sittin typing. or did you take a break from running round, log in, log in to your email account, mail me, log into h2g2, type a message and then log out and continue your running journey. explain that one(trying to make me feel guilty, get up the yard)

You're so jealous just cos I have the ability to multitask.
Now what actually happened was that I found a veeery long extension cord and ran around the college with my moniter crying and also managing to email you using only the magical instrument that is a moniter.
So there. Although I've given up the running and crying now you'll be glad to know and I've resigned myself to my new life as a trophy wife.

Right I'm actually gonna go to a lecture. Back in an hour

sorry- i had to go to the cash office. to rob money to support me sugahh daddio activities. mail me if you go back on h2g2. its just like old times

I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
Any rolicking fun going on down council ways?

i've had enough rollicking about tallght to do me a bleedin lifetime!
have you ever seen a 500 yoyo note?a sight to behold.
she's a good girl and thats wwhat makes me trust her like i do-ooo(HEY!)late at night i talk to you
DRUMS!!

did you read my damien duff article?

Pah! I spit on your damien duff article! Oh no the screen's all messy. Actually wait a minute, no I didn't read it. What the hell are you talking about?
And by the way yes you did have me naked by the end of that song, which was highly embarrassing in the computer lab. Think twice next time.

i sent it ther the other day, it was all about the goal he scored for ireland. he plays professional football for his country, for ireland dont you know.

i just got revenge for the time you made me laugh me socks off here in the office. Brian 1 susan hickey a big fat 0

You calling me fat?

no. the fat im referin to is the size of the zero you scored in our battle for the supreme title of trouser wearer holder(?)
a big fat zero
unlike damien duff who is a hero

im goin to the cach office again and then me lunch.
L8R(HAHAHAHA)

He is a hero isn't he? How does he manage to have such lucious hair day in day out? He's an inspiration to us all.
Enjoy your wheetos. Fatso.

you there?im back

you there?im back, no wheetos. wheeetos all gone. me so sad

Oh biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllly.
Stop that workin and come talk to me.

talk to your asshole? what, pretell could you mean by this?

he he he did i write that? what i meant of course would be talk to ME asshole.
You're a f**kin i-dot.
Oops I skipped that lecture.

right im here talk to me. i joined the library. simple as that. thats my evenings entertainment sorted. im goin to sit in me room and read.
got an, get this, woody allen biography(its bleedin massive)and some comic buke called sad bastard

AH howaya darlin I'm goin mad.
So the libe-ary eh? What a nerd.
I hate unix. So there. Why don't you kill me supernerd.