h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

helly has put a spanner in the oul kill bill works. she threatened to get your revenge in front of witnesses. ha f****n ha

I did no such thing. I merely said "Oh, we never got you when you least expected it"

It will never stand up in court.

And wash your face.

And get a f*****g flat.

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so there.

> The President was visiting one of Dublin's top hospitals and she
specified
she wanted to see absolutely everything.
> During her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was
wanking.
> "Oh my", said the President, "that's disgraceful, what is the meaning of
this?"
>
> The Doctor leading the tour explains; "I am sorry Your Excellency,
> but this man has a very serious medical condition and is only following
doctors orders.
> His body produces too much semen and his testicles keep overfilling.
> Until we can find out exactly what is causing this problem he's been
instructed to do that
> at least 5 times a day or there is a danger that his testicles will
explode, and he would die instantly."
>
> "Oh, I am so sorry", said the President.
>
> On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a
patient a blow-job
> "Oh sweet divine Jesus!", said the President, "What in God's name is
going on in there?"
>
>
> The Doctor replied,
> "Same problem, but he's with the VHI."