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Asmodai Dark (The Eternal Builder, servant of Howard, Crom, and Beans) Started conversation Jan 14, 2005
Spoke to my Uncle again today.
I'm slightly scared but also excited.
My Uncle (in prison remember) owns a Land Rover. In lovely black and with black tinted windows, with a cream interior. Theres also TV's and such in the seats.
My Uncle is now clearly built like the proverbial brick house. Why? Well he spent his time in prison inside her majestys gym. Now your wondering why I mention this, as I've mentioned it before. Well because when he comes out he's going every night - and now some how so am I.
My Uncle had declared he shall take me forth into the land of clubbing, and much fun will be had. Beer will flow, most notibly from the night club he has money in (and 'where im always welcome') and much fun will be had. I'm also being taken to a club called '2legs'. Yes if you havent guessed by now 2legs is a strip joint. Now I'm not easy around women or men (thats why I live in a cave). I'm less easy when a woman (or man for that matter) waving her (or his) bits in my face so I suddenly think I have a ton of coursework to do.
My Uncle then declares 'I'll take care of you when I get out'.
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Black Land Rovers, Dancing Girls, Nightclubs, Bouncers...
Why does this seem to be something from a film? Or more acturately like Grand Theft Auto 3.
Ah well. Maybe I'll drink myself into a stupor, surrounded by beautiful women in the back seat of a very very expensive car.
Live fast, die young, and hope no one catches you 
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