h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It took me three quarters of an hour to buy one pint and two vodka and redbulls.

This wouldnt be so bad (the queue was six deep mind..) because Conan was serving me (full body paint as well which I totally buzzed off). Were it not for the fact I spent the best part of an hour trying to find people again which did my nut in completely.

Must have had about four pints all night. I was well angry.

I was happy though due to these reasons:
Freddie Mercury, wembly era - the yellow jacket, the works. He looked fantastic.
Darkman - one of the society members came in argueably the best costume of the night although he buggered off to manchester.
Papa Lazarou - he was damn fine

And last but not least

Borat.

Someone came in the full gear,and got totally into character, to the point where when the competition started and the DJ said 'well he cant win a prize because its not really a halloween costume' we all turned into an angry mob. Every other contestant got booed down (all 6, with the exception of papa lazarou, were pants) until a chant of Borat started.

Finally the DJ admitted defeat and gave him some time on stage which was well good. He dropped his kecks too which was not so good although thankfully nothing too graphic occured. There were many ladies after Borat that night I can tell you.

Me. Well I think I've ruined my best suit although I did look damn good, and I remained fairly adgile as well for the most of it.

I got in, whacked the cigar I couldnt smoke due to no matches between my teeth, and played halo for two hours as people came home. I got really angry walking home but precision death soon solved that.


Now all I have to do is plan for next year. I've threatend the society with demanding all round Yoda's, but I might just say everyone come as jedi because that would be cool, and on the way to 53 degrees we could batter it other a bit so fun for all.

There was also a gorilla.