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Post 1

lazy like panda cat

Where are you helly???
Bill keeps mooing at me and i dunno what to do.
I saw you in pearses chair. Ye dirty fecker.
Walking on the wild side are we helly?
I mean you coulda controled your lust and at least waited until he got up instead of sitting on him. Or is this how you're getting your kicks these days?


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Post 2

Hellycub

Oh the hilarity of it all. And I dunno, ever since I saw that picture... I just read Bill's mooing. Did you ever tell him that cows don't say moo, they say OOOOORRRRN?


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Post 3

bill cullen

stop talkin aboooooot me behind my back


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Post 4

Hellycub

OK, Bill is a dimwit. Doesn't it hurt less when we do it behind your back?


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Post 5

lazy like panda cat

I got real bored so I joined celebdaq
http://www.bbc.co.uk/celebdaq
They give you money and you buy shares in celebrities.
I bought lots of cute boys and I've already lost £74.25. Yay.
But I now own shares in Brad Pitt, Dermot O' Leary, Ewan McGregor, Tobey Maguire, Orlando Bloom and JOHNNY DEPP! Nee-ner.


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Post 6

Hellycub

YOU TRAITOR! You know he's mine! Give him back!


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