h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

By your logic being called helly belly makes you a belly.
I'm full of McDonalds and chocolate. Burp.
Amuse me now freak face.

LAZY LIKE PANDA-CAT! Genius! Didn't my oral hygeine story amuse you enough? For one glorious moment there I thought he was actually gonna talk about my sex life ("now, it's none of my business, your oral...") Oh Spider Baby, that would have been so good! What is wrong with him?
over and out,
drug puppy

Ooh, just found the smiley page Panda!

kittens, pandas, cats????????????????????????this is Ridiculous. grow up and get back to work girls. when big frank gets mad he gets.....so mad he cant think of anything to say.appart from the last sentance.

lazy. like. panda. cat. what?????????

Big Frank, I know you find it hard to understand when we use difficult words like "panda" and "cat"... maybe if we talked about monkeys...?

nice. very nice. its just the immaturity that really gets me.i mean your two grown up adults.you can vote. you can go to prison. you can go to america on a J1. is this really the best you can do????

You're right. I should have mentioned your monotone singing voice and your inability to consume food/a beverage without spilling.

Better?

Don't make me pop a cap on your ass.
Mostly cos I don't really know what that means but it doesn't sound pleasant.

=== <--you

Soozie, we really will have to get together and I can teach you some gangster words (my boyfriend's from the ghetto)

thread extremely carefully. i still have that 'anonymous' note which incidently is the worst ever attempt at such a note. now i have this latest example of hostility. in court, my dear girl, you wouldnt have a leg to stand on

Hmmm, but it's anonymous love - that doesn't make for very good evidence (Bless your little heart)

And if I had no legs to stand on, would I be called Noleen?

I would if I tore yours off and beat you with them.
And then stood on them.... and jumped up and down on them ... and....
yeah! So there!



Snot face.

anonymous with quotation marks implies irony. love. the irony being that it wasnt very anonymous

calm it right down there lazy. if that is your real name

But you see YOU know who sent the note, and I know who sent the note, but THE COURT doesn't know who sent the note. Meat head.

And Panda, why would you beat me to death with my own legs?

meat head. there is the little matter of a hand writting expert. not so clever now eh?sue's handwritting will be easily identifiable.some international criminals of great renown yiz are.you wont see blowfeld or octopussy making such elemental mistakes. dumbasses

I think if we explain the situation to the judge he'll be quite understanding. Especially if he's ever met you.
He'll probably give us a medal and give us our own holiday.
Just imagine - The Day Helen And Sue Stole A Big Bus And Ran Brian Over.
Oh twill be wonderful. Children will play on the streets and fun will be had by all.

Oh Helly you came and you found me a turkey,
On my vacation away from worky.

Grr my back hurts from all this manual labour.
I thought it would be fun like an art attack.
But it's not. It hurts. Like a heart attack.

Oh Soozie, Soozie Robinson,
We'll all miss you,
Now that you've upped and gone.

I'm sorry your bold work is making your back hurt! And you were so excited about it earlier! OH NO!

I had a mean customer, and I took all my aggression that I feel towards duckface and directed it at the stupid phone man. It just made me feel angrier. Poooo. He was a real idiot though, up there with horse's arse!