h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey hun.
Thought I'd drop in to say hi to my gracious defender...

Hey sweetie

How are you? How's the breathing and stuff?

My breathing's much better now that they've put that respirator in, thanks hunny. I'm expecting the results from the blood tests today as well, so I'll see how that goes. Otherwise, I'm holding up okay. Was up most of last night coz I wasn't well, but that's gone this morning. The docter said it was probably a reacyion to medication. I think it was the mushroom soup *nods* That stuff is SOOOO disgusting! Gah! It's like a weird dark greyish/brownish thick liquid with a congealed film on top and strange lumps in it that the nurses insist are actually muchrooms. The plants outside my window usually help me finish that vile stuff.

So how are you doing babes?

That mushroom soup sounds icky I'm glad the plants like it, at least.

I had bloodtests, too, yesterday! Hope yours have the right answers - in fact, your blood ought to get straight As!

I'm okay, I'm going to a doctor who exhibition with my friend so I better get dressed and clean and stuff!

You kow, I'm not all that sure that the plants like it either - I just don't give them an option.

Why are you having blood tests hunny?
I'm actually one of those damn rare blood groups, so when I was losing blood so badly earlier this year, the hospital was in a real mess because they ran out of my blood type. SA is in a blood crisis at the moment and has been for a long time now.

So what exhibition are you going to now?

Underactive thyroid, diagnosis started over 2 years ago and in 2 weeks time hopefully they'll get around to sorting it.

Don't know my blood type, and I'm not allowed to give blood so I have no obvious way of finding out at the moment. I'm probably either A or B negative, looking at my parents' genotypes.

Went to a doctor who exhibition, with props and costumes from the first few series. We saw the doctor's coat and the face of Boe and two cybermen and two daleks, and it was really fun

You got anything interesting going on with your poor bottom?

Oh hunny I do hope they sort it out soon!

I've only heard of Docter Who since I've been on here.

As for my bum. oh woe!

Wednesday, we're holding on to wednesday which is my next appointment.

Doctor who is and many of us love him!

As for the bum *pats better* I would kiss it but...you know.

This Wednesday hunny? I'm hoping everything goes well.

Sorry I haven't been around much sweetheart - I've been sleeping so much lately.

I don't mind that you're not around, I mean I miss your presence but as long as you're not seeing another protector Sleep is good, get all healthy. Hehe! Like Yoda I speaking am!

No hunnykins, you are my one and only protecter
I've missed you too.

And what's with the Yoda speak?!